“Samir was worried going to stadium:mk today to face management as he thought he might have met his waterloo”


“its a shame Samir is suspended for saturdays game, rather have him inside the stadium peeing out than outside peeing in…”


“Worse than Samir Carruthers pissing into a pint glass is him being labelled an ex prem ‘star'”


“But which is more humiliating – getting caught pissing into a glass or putting on an MK Dons shirt every week?”


“In fairness, stopping at exactly 568mls is quite the achievement after a day on the beer”


“If I am honest I just think he misunderstood somebody saying – ‘Let’s get Winkie out on the Balcony’ not realising the chairman was in the box”

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