UrineGate

“Samir was worried going to stadium:mk today to face management as he thought he might have met his waterloo”

“its a shame Samir is suspended for saturdays game, rather have him inside the stadium peeing out than outside peeing in…”

“give it a few days and it’ll all be water under the bridge”

“Worse than Samir Carruthers pissing into a pint glass is him being labelled an ex prem ‘star'”

“Samir misheard and thought the corporate box had urethranet for emails”

“But which is more humiliating – getting caught pissing into a glass or putting on an MK Dons shirt every week?”

“In fairness, stopping at exactly 568mls is quite the achievement after a day on the beer”

“Thats one way to put a Head on your pint”

“If I am honest I just think he misunderstood somebody saying – ‘Let’s get Winkie out on the Balcony’ not realising the chairman was in the box”

“Samir to join S club juniors as the new ‘top boy'”