This Just In – 12/04/2016

It's a sign I tell you!

[dropcap]This[/dropcap] Just In – Following last Tuesday’s quite horrific challenge by MK Dons defensive maestro, Anthony Kay, MK Dons supremo, Andrew ‘Call me Andy’ Cullen has explained that all that need be done, has been done. Having been lucky enough to have been within the club media departments, I can announce that they have been … Read more

Disgraced Olympic Sprinter Challenges Robbo Over Samir Punishment

[dropcap]This[/dropcap] Just In – in what has been described as one of the most hypocritical attacks in recent memory, disgraced Olympic sprinter and drug-cheat Ben Johnson today launched a blistering attack on Karl ‘Robbo’ Robinson’s handling of the Samir Caruthers PissGate story. In a plea published in today’s Milton Keynes Citizen, Johnson claimed that the Dons were ‘the most … Read more

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This just in… Following Kyle McFadzean’s sending off against Brighton and Hove Albion today for standing still, MK Dons stewards are keen to employ the same tactics employed by the referee. Doris Entwistle, Aisle 19, row Q, has been ejected and banned from the ground as she’s not been seen to have moved for the … Read more

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This just in – following last week’s little display at Cheltenham, and we say that because he’s not long in the showers (if you know what I mean) it would appear that MK Dons midfield starlet, Samir Carruthers, has this week suffered a Boardroom injury, which looks to have been very painful in the pocket … Read more

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This just in – in preparation for this Saturday’s eagerly awaited ‘Battle of the Baldocks’ at Stadium Colon MK, Dons supremo Andrew ‘call me Andy’ Cullen today announced the latest in his now legendary line of big days out.  Never one to miss an opportunity to get even a single extra bum on one of … Read more