Warm Yourself in Front of the Fire – It’s Lovely

This just in Following on from the much publicised and frankly startling increase in domestic gas prices, the Dons today launched their latest campaign to increase season ticket sales.  Realising perhaps quite rightly that supporters won’t be able to afford to have their heating on at home, the Dons have introduced pitch side fire in an … Read more

All I Want Is A Team of Connor [insert place name here]

Connors Coventry and Wycombe

This just in… The recent success of the Dons new (and let’s be honest pretty unique) recruitment approach – signing players whose first name is Connor and whose second name is an English place name – may already be floundering due to a severe shortage of other players who fit the bill.   At present, there … Read more

Different Class 01

Modders popped up on another site earlier on today and mentioned that it’s been ten years since a few of us decided to get together and address the shortage of Dons’ fanzines by creating one of our own. ‘Different Class’ was short-lived, mainly because while we really enjoyed creating it, none of us were remotely … Read more

If you watch one video this week…

Make it this one! Such incredible, unadulterated excitement and joy – great work young lady. Brando.

This Just In – BBC Explodes Following Irony Overload

This Just In – following this question posed recently on Eggheads, the entire BBC operation disappeared in a puff of ironic smoke, but all the same, we salute you oh question master 🙂 More on this once we’ve managed to stop chuckling

This Just In – Postman Found Guilty

This Just In – in shock news today, it was announced to a packed Stadium Colon MK press conference that a local postman had been caught throwing letters into letterboxes from 30 yards away. More on this once we’ve established whether anything good was ever delivered from it.

This Just In – Keyser Express Takes No Prisoners

Come On You Dons!

This Just In – Morecambe Unveil Secret Behind Catering Efficiency

Following months of speculation, Morecambe today unveiled the technology they use behind the scenes to deliver hot beverages faster than anything we’ve ever managed at Stadium Colon MK. More on this once we’ve refilled the kettle.

This Just In – Fans Find New Way To Terrify…

In a shocking development of terrace culture, terrifying new images have appeared that are guaranteed to send shivers down your spine.

This Just In – Recycling Alive and Well in MK

This Just In – in a bold and creative attempt to support extinction rebellion and save the planet, this plucky Dons fan was determined to commit to a reuse and recycle way of life.