Player Haikus

02 - Jude Stirling

Jude danced at Wycombe

He has a very long throw

And plays anywhere.

 

05 - David McCracken

David McCracken

Has a name built for Haiku

Must be destiny.

 

07 - Stephen Gleeson

He Came on Loan First

He Got Crocked Against Walsall

Now He's Back.  It's Good.

 

09 - Aaron Wilbraham

Albie's a striker

He's also played in midfield

And once went in goal.

 

11 - Sam Baldock

We Sponsor Sammy

That Means He Washes Our Cars

He's One Of Our Own.

 

13 - Mark Carrington

Mark Came Here From Crewe

Scored Against Us Last Season

Will We Forgive Him?

 

15 - Danny Woodards

Danny Came From Crewe

But He's Not A Train Driver

He Is A Right Back.

 

18 - Richie Partridge

Former Pool Trainee

That's Liverpool Not Hartley

Which Should Mean A Lot.

 

21 - Luke Howell

Luke got concussion

And didn't know where he was

But we think he's great

 

25 - Danny Swailes

Has been quite poorly

I hear he's getting better

Good! He has been missed.

 

27 - David King

Just signed pro contract!

Yet another local lad!

King David Maybe?

 

30 - Daniel Powell

Scored on his debut

Can't do much better than that

Not as tall as Flo.

 

03 - Dean Lewington

We love you Lewie

Opposing Defenders Don't

That is a good thing.

 

06 - Sean O'Hanlon

Seano is a rock

Used to be a moonraker

But he's alright now

 

08 - Jermaine Easter

Christmas Come Early?

Hope He's Good All Seven Days

Not Just on Fridays.

 

10 - Jemal Johnson

JJs Back Again

Incey Must Really Like Him

Robbie Wasn't Keen.

 

12 - Willie Gueret

Willy may be French

But we're very fond of him

(Except his kicking).

 

14 - Lewis Gobern

Wolves Academy Lad

Had Problems With Injury

Hope That's Sorted Now.

 

17 - Stuart Searle

Stuart Plays In Goal

He's Never Played A League Match

Not For Anyone.

 

19 - Jabo Ibehre

Former Walsall Man

Jabo. Six Foot Two. Striker.

Pronunciation?

 

22 - Peter Leven

How is it pronounced?

Is it Leven or Leven?

We clearly don't know.

 

26 - Luke Chadwick

Chadders Plays Part Time

But That's Due To Injuries

Not Lack Of Interest.

 

28 - Adam Chicksen

Played in Carling Cup

He's short, but he's very quick

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