“Think Samir got the wrong idea when told he was going to see a Cheltenham Gold Cup…”
“Incontinent – not Criminal”
“Are you sure this is Budweiser?”
“Samir has a piss, in a glass, gets fined and banned and is hounded by fans baying for his blood. Gary Lineker, however, shits himself, on the pitch, in front of a huge TV audience and gets given a job presenting a football show! There’s no justice…”
“Urine mate. Welcome to the club.”
“He’s here all leak…”
‘Samir is easily led. He saw what those around him were doing and just went with the flow’.
I was really looking forward to Cheltenham – everyone told me “Just wear a stupid hat and ‘urine'”