Category Archives: This Just In

This Just In – BBC Explodes Following Irony Overload

This Just In – following this question posed recently on Eggheads, the entire BBC operation disappeared in a puff of ironic smoke, but all the same, we salute you oh question master 🙂

More on this once we’ve managed to stop chuckling

This Just In – Postman Found Guilty

This Just In – in shock news today, it was announced to a packed Stadium Colon MK press conference that a local postman had been caught throwing letters into letterboxes from 30 yards away.

More on this once we’ve established whether anything good was ever delivered from it.

This Just In – Keyser Express Takes No Prisoners

Come On You Dons!

This Just In – Morecambe Unveil Secret Behind Catering Efficiency

Following months of speculation, Morecambe today unveiled the technology they use behind the scenes to deliver hot beverages faster than anything we’ve ever managed at Stadium Colon MK.

More on this once we’ve refilled the kettle.

This Just In – Fans Find New Way To Terrify…

In a shocking development of terrace culture, terrifying new images have appeared that are guaranteed to send shivers down your spine.

This Just In – Recycling Alive and Well in MK

This Just In – in a bold and creative attempt to support extinction rebellion and save the planet, this plucky Dons fan was determined to commit to a reuse and recycle way of life.

This Just In – Fears for Winkie’s Eyesight Continue to Grow

Fears for Winkie’s eyesight continue to grow as new iMac is delivered to Stadium Colon MK

Shares in MK Cleaning Firms Rocket

This Just In – Following today’s announcement that the Kingston lot have got through the playoffs, shares in MK cleaning firms are set to rocket when trading begins again on Tuesday morning.  Speaking exclusively to The MooCamp this evening, local cleaning magnate Roy Al-Doulton announced excitedly

“We’re going to be rich!  Rich I tell ya!  It’s been ages since we’ve had a proper boycott, and this one’s a dirty protest too?  Fantastic!  I’ve just been on the line to my broker, and we’ll both be retiring after this.”

The current status of the Armitage Shanks Countdown Clock shows that it is currently:

since anyone took a crap on the floor in the Boycott End

More on this once we’ve dug out the photos of the last dirty protest.

This Just In – 12/04/2016

This Just In – Following last Tuesday’s quite horrific challenge by MK Dons defensive maestro, Anthony Kay, MK Dons supremo, Andrew ‘Call me Andy’ Cullen has explained that all that need be done, has been done.

Having been lucky enough to have been within the club media departments, I can announce that they have been working around the clock since Tuesday night and believe they have created a new App, which they have studied really well – or an ‘ology’ if you will, and the club feel they have done their best to appease the Zyro incident.

They are calling it ‘App-ology’, and hope this will be enough.

More on this once we’ve worked out whether this is too clever or not

Disgraced Olympic Sprinter Challenges Robbo Over Samir Punishment

Johnson Slur
Johnson Slur

This Just In – in what has been described as one of the most hypocritical attacks in recent memory, disgraced Olympic sprinter and drug-cheat Ben Johnson today launched a blistering attack on Karl ‘Robbo’ Robinson’s handling of the Samir Caruthers PissGate story.

In a plea published in today’s Milton Keynes Citizen, Johnson claimed that the Dons were ‘the most unpopular side in the UK’, that Caruthers was a ‘Disgusting Juvenile’ and that the Dons were allegedly ‘a family club’.

The MooCamp says “We won’t be lectured on morality by a disgraced drug cheat, so how about sorting that out first Mr so-called Johnson?  If you’re keen to have your views taken seriously, then how about popping back in time and not cheating in the 1988 Olympic 100m final first eh?  Get your own house in order Mr Johnson, then, and only then, you can come back and have a go at our fine urinating lads.”

We’d also like to gently criticise the lack of consistency used – reference to both Milton Keynes Dons and Milton Keynes Football Club in the same article breaks all established rules of franchise bashing.

(The reference to ‘splashed’ in the first sentence was quite funny though)

More on this once we’ve established when he moved from Canada.