All posts by Brando

If you watch one video this week…

Make it this one!

Such incredible, unadulterated excitement and joy – great work young lady.

Brando.

This Just In – BBC Explodes Following Irony Overload

This Just In – following this question posed recently on Eggheads, the entire BBC operation disappeared in a puff of ironic smoke, but all the same, we salute you oh question master 🙂

More on this once we’ve managed to stop chuckling

This Just In – Postman Found Guilty

This Just In – in shock news today, it was announced to a packed Stadium Colon MK press conference that a local postman had been caught throwing letters into letterboxes from 30 yards away.

More on this once we’ve established whether anything good was ever delivered from it.

This Just In – Keyser Express Takes No Prisoners

Come On You Dons!

This Just In – Morecambe Unveil Secret Behind Catering Efficiency

Following months of speculation, Morecambe today unveiled the technology they use behind the scenes to deliver hot beverages faster than anything we’ve ever managed at Stadium Colon MK.

More on this once we’ve refilled the kettle.

This Just In – Fans Find New Way To Terrify…

In a shocking development of terrace culture, terrifying new images have appeared that are guaranteed to send shivers down your spine.

This Just In – Recycling Alive and Well in MK

This Just In – in a bold and creative attempt to support extinction rebellion and save the planet, this plucky Dons fan was determined to commit to a reuse and recycle way of life.

This Just In – Fears for Winkie’s Eyesight Continue to Grow

Fears for Winkie’s eyesight continue to grow as new iMac is delivered to Stadium Colon MK

This Just In – Upson Downs 002

Upson Downs 002

This Just In – In a packed and decidedly over-warm press conference today at Stadium Colon MK, resident Grumpus Ed Upson took the opportunity to share a rather unseasonal concern.  On the hottest day of the year.

This Just In – Upson Downs 001

Ed Upson Explaining on of the many things that bring him down

In what is best politely described as a tedious press conference earlier today at Stadium MK, celebrated Franchise despondent Ed Upson explained how he really struggles when lovely white snow turns to dirty, nasty slush.

Thanks Ed.